Gadha Jokes

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the
wall.
It read: "Pardne waala gadha" (one who reads it is an ass)
Santa Sign thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back.
"Likhne waala gadha"

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an donkey.)
Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back, "Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an donkey).

This one is about Santa Singhji... our English lecturer
Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams.
The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires:
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA "
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Santa Singh: " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He more...

Banta Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "Padne waala gadha." (One who reads it is an ass.)
Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back, "Likhene waala gadha" (One who wrote it is an ass).

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.