Pedro Jokes / Recent Jokes

Pedro Martinez will make his 2009 debut this week. We expect him to be healthy – if he was injured, the Mets would have kept him.

Pedro and is girlfriend Roseeta we outside and looking at the stars, and Pedro said to Roseete, We have been in love for a long time now and i want to play wee weech you, and she said no no no Pedro not right now, and Pedro replied, oh come Roseeta please just once, Oh ok said Roseeta but just this once, ok, Ok said Pedro, and he grabbed his guitar and played, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, Wee weech you a Merry Christman, and a Happy New year.

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

One night when Pedro and Roseeta were outside looking abvove at the stars, Pedro looked over at Roseeta and said, Roseeta my love i have known you for such a long time, can we play wee weech you? Roseeta replied no Pedro i want to look at the stars, Oh please Roseeta, can we please play wee weech you? Ok Pedro but just this once, Pedro leaned over and grabbed is Guiter and played, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, Wee weech you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy new Year.

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn`t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Pedro looked up again and said,
"Never mind. I found one."