Expelled Jokes

See what 50 years will do:


Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good more...

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Okay so theres this kid, right? and for school he had to write a report on something so he wrote his on purple flowers. The next day, his teacher asks him what he wrote his report on and hes like, ”purple flowers” and she’s like, ” Thats horrible your expelled! ” so he comes home and his dads like, ”what did u get expelled for? ” and hes like” i wrote areport on purple flowers” and his dads like “oh my god you cant live here anymore” so anywho, he goes to this orphanage and stays there for a while until they’re like “what did u do to get kicked out, man? ” and hes like”i wrote a report on purple flowers” and theyre like” erg thats horrible you cant stay here” and so he goes to this hindu dude and hes like” go to hinduville and go see the wise one at the top of the hill” so he goes to see the wise one at the top of the hill in Hinduville and the wise ones like” you will find your answer at the bottom of the hill across the street” so he more...