Pensioner Jokes

An old age goes into a cafe and asks the waiter if they have any baked beans. "Yes, of course," replies the waiter. "I'll have two tins on toast, then," says the pensioner. The waiter brings the meal over and the old chap happily munches away, downs a cup of tea then trots out into the street. Less than a minute later, a policeman rushes into the cafe. "You know that elderly chap who was in here just a second ago?" he says. "I'm afraid he's collapsed outside on the pavement and died." "I can't believe it," says the waiter. "He was full of beans when he left."