Philadelphia Phillies Jokes / Recent Jokes

Congrats to TBS who broadcast the game last night. According to last night's TV ratings, TBS won the all-important 2 a.m-3 a.m.. time slot edging out a ShamWow infomercial on Lifetime.

The Philadelphia Phillies have decided to start veteran pitcher Jamie Moyer in game one of the World Series. The 45-year-old hurler will be on a very strict pitch count since he likes to be in bed by 9:00 pm.

The Yankees vs The Phillies?....... sounds too disgusting to watch on somany levels!

Jimmy Rollins believes the Phillies will win the World Series in five games. He also believes the world is flat.

The Phillies are upset that team introductions for the World Series in Tampa didn't include every player. Which leads to the age-old philosophical question: If a roster is announced, and nobody's watching to hear it, does anyone care?