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Mackenzie Phillips has her facts all mixed up. She was actually fencing Phillips screwdrivers, at a Phillips 66 gas station, in exchange for drugs.

Mackenzie Phillips talks to Oprah about her book where she admits to an incestuous affair with her singer father, John Phillips.
In book related news… Miley Cyrus has stopped the release of her new book due to a nervous breakdown of her father, Billy Ray Cyrus.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window..

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars more...