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Once there was an man living between people wich made lots of noises at night and day.
The one who left was a music teacher, she learns the children day and just before night.The violens make sqeaky sounds, and piano is false.
On the right side lives a mechanic wich makes loud noises day and night.Cling, clang you no what I mean.
On that day the man decided that this must stop at once.He shouts,"I can't take it anymore!".The next day he goes over to the musical teacher and gives her a hand full of money and told her she must buy her a new house.The same day he goes over to the mechanic and gives him all the money he has left, and asked him just to leave the next day.And they both agreed.
The next day the man helped the music teacher with the piano down the stairs and asked her where she is moving to.
Then she said,
"I heard the man next door was also looking for a place, now he's gonna move in my house and I in his.
If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be expected to throw another great party next year. What you should have done was throw the kind of party where your guests wake up several days from now and call their lawyers to find out if they've been indicted for anything. You want your guests to be so anxious to avoid a recurrence of your party that they immediately start planning parties of their own, a year in advance, just to prevent you from having another one. So next time, make sure your party reaches the correct Festivity Level: Festivity Level One: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling at hors d'oeuvres. Festivity Level Two: Your guests are talking loudly--sometimes to each other and sometimes to nobody at all, rearranging more...
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender if he'd pay the guy $20 if he could show him the most amazing thing in his life. The bartender agrees, and the man pulls out a small white mouse and a tiny piano. The mouse starts to play old man river on the piano.
The bartender isn't quite amazed yet.
So, the man pulls out a bullfrog, who starts singing along to the mouse's playing.
The bartender admits that that is the most amazing thing he's ever seen, and gives the guy his $20.
Another guy sitting next to the man sees the frog and says "Wow, I will give you a thousand dollars right now for that frog!"
The man agrees, and sells him the frog.
After the man who bought the frog leaves, the bartender sez, "Man, you must be insane. That frog could have made you a fortune."
The man says, "Not really, the mouse is a ventroliquist too."
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".
The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."
So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!
Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"
The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"
The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."
The man says "Oh, Okay!"
The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.
The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out!
The geenie says "Master, more...
It says in a book that more than 6000 elephants go each year to make piano keys!
Isn't it amazing what elephants can be trained to do!?
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano! Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."The man says "Oh, Okay!"The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out! The geenie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?"The more...
A group of business professionals enjoyed happy hours a couple days a week in an upscale bar in the financial district.
One of them had a secret ambition to become a magician. No one would take him seriously and would poke fun at him, "how's your magic coming?" "I'm working on some things" would be his confident reply.
Suddenly the wanna-be magician doesn't show for happy hour. And again and again he didn't show. This began to worry his friends so they agreed to go look for him if he misses the next one.
Several days later they were just about to look for their missing friend when in he walks to the bar. "What, been busy with your magic?" they teased.
To their astonishment, the guy pulls a miniature man out of his pocket and puts it on the table. "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen, I can patent that" says the lawyer.
That wasn't all. The magician next pulls out a tiny piano and the miniature man started more...