Piano Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day at school, the teacher was talking to the class about there parent's occupations.
Jane put up her hand and said, "My mother is a nurse".
The teacher said, "That's wonderful, she helps to cure sick people."
Andrew then out up his hand. "My father is a pilot," he said.
The teacher said, "Congratulations! Your father helps people get to where they are going."
Johnny then said, "Miss, my father plays the piano in a brothel."
The teacher quickly changed the topic, but kept it in her head for later reference.
At the parent/teacher night a month later Johnny's parents came to see the teacher and the teacher asked him if he really was a piano player in a brothel.
Johnny's father replied that he wasn't. But that is what he told Johnny because he didn't want to admit to being a lawyer.

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"
The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"
The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!"
So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.
Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"
The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. Hey, what's that? A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist. Can I try? The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!, p> Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!

My dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it."Oh," said my dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.""How come?" I asked."Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing."

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man.
The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

A man walks into a bar with a large suitcase in one on hand. Tossing
it casually up on the bar, he orders a beer.
"What have you got there?" The bartender asks. The man gives him a mean
look, opens the suitcase, and pulls out out a tiny replica of a piano.
He places it on the bar in front of the bartender. "Well, that's interesting,"
the bartender says.
"You haven't seen it all." The man snaps, turning back to the suitcase.
"Come on, Joe." Out of the suitcase climbs a little man only about a foot
tall, who proceeds to sit down at the piano and play several pieces by Chopin flawlessly. The bartender is very much impressed.
"My god!" he says. "Where did you find him??"
"Well, I was walking along the beach one day," the man says, as the little
man climbs back into the suitcase, "and I came across this really old bottle.
So I opened it up. There was a genie inside, more...