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I'm like novicane, Give me time I always work.

Nice legs what time do they open.

You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD

Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.