Piggy Jokes / Recent Jokes

one day a boy and his sister were about to go to bed when his sister says "
can i sleep with you"
, her brother says "
o.k"
just dont look under the covers now. The sister looked ounder the covers and says "
what is that?"
her brother says oh that is mr piggy wiggy. The next morning the brother woke up in the hospital and asked his sister why he was hear, then the sister says Mr. Piggy Wiggy spit on me so i broke his arm and bit his head off!

Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Cuz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

whats long green and slimy and smells like miss piggy? KERMETS FINGERS

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife "What's up with all the notes?", to his wife which replies, "Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are."

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggie. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why more...