Piggy Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs dont like to hide their money in the mattress.
Miss Piggy and an unnamed feral pig were married over the weekend.
The Swine Flu to Hawaii on flight H1N1 where they will honeymoon and be celebrity roasted.
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the floor and leaves.Another pig comes in, drinks his beer, pees on the floor and leaves.A third and forth piggy come in and do the same exact thing.Finally, a fifth piggy comes in to the bar and orders a beer. After finishing his beer, he gets off the bar stool and begins to walk out the door.Before reaching the door, the bartender yells - "Hey Pig...aren't you going to pee on the floor like the others?"To which the pig replies - "No you idiot! Everyone knows that the last little piggy goes WEE WEE WEE - all the way home!"
As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex, the husband put his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night, while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the bank to the floor where it smashed.
To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there were handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife what's up.' 'Well,'' she replied,' 'not everyone is as cheap as you are.''