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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Leave
HER:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because she's too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
12a. Hit "cancel"
12b. Call husband to get correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check more...
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the triggerto release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgotto pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
A fire official was giving a fire safety seminar to a group of factory employees. Demonstrating the proper way to operate an extinguisher, he told the group, “”Pull the pin like a hand grenade, then depress the trigger to release the foam. ”
Later, he selected a blonde female employee to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. Standing with the extinguisher in her hands, she was so nervous that she forgot to pull the pin.
The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember? ”
In a burst of confidence, she pulled the pin and hurled the extinguisher into the blaze.
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at
you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy.... he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget
the recipe.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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