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A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, mom forgot until the last minute.

She dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.

After the wedding, the bride and groom entered their hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.

While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. "Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!" She exclaimed.

Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"

What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your
mind and. . . begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
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You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: "When the phone goes 'GREEN GREEN GREEN' I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW?'"

A "mallu" female (from the heart of kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a secretary. When the manager saw the mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "not this woman." nevertheless, he still had to entertain the mallu.

So he told her, "if you could form a sentence using the words that i give you, then may be i will give you a chance! The words are green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black."

The enthusiastic mallu lady thought for a while and said:
"i hear the phone green green green, then i go and pink up the phone, i say yellow..... Blue's that? White did you say? Aiye, wrong number... .. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call black, yokeeyy? Thank you."

The manager fainted.....

What do Dale Ernheart and Pink Floid have in common?
Their last hit was "The Wall"

The item below was sent to me by a colleague.
The lady I work with at the Red Cross told me this today. In light of your up-coming long flight, I thought you might take this as a warning!!
Last Spring, Sandra & her husband went to Switzerland with a number of people from his company. The flight was 9 hours long.
A man towards the rear of the plane, not from their group, drank a lot, and then fell asleep... with his bare foot stuck between the seats in front of him.
The young ladies (from Sandra's group) were dismayed, to say the least, but were unable to get the man's foot removed. After considering several alternatives, they decided how to get 'revenge' for the man's rude behavior.
One of the ladies got out her nail polish and they proceeded to paint his toe nails a bright pink. In the morning, he apparently was still too groggy to notice the condition of his foot.
The ladies were a bit disappointed to miss out on his reaction to their prank, but took more...