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A man in a bar goes to he counter and says to the barman "i'll bet you $200 that i can piss into that glass over there (5 meters away) without spilling a thing"
The barman says "thats impossible, u cant do it"
The man says "yes i can"
Thinking that its the easiest $200 he's ever made he says "ok go ahead"
The man takes out his tool and starts pissing all over the bar and all over the people at the counter and ALL OVER THE BARMAN
The barman then says "i told u you couldn't do it now give me my money"
The man says "just wait one minute" and goes over to some guys playing snooker and whispers something and then he comes back and hands the barman his $200 with a smile on his face
The barman says to him "you just lost $200 why are you smiling"
The man says "before i came over here i bet those guys by the snooker table $500 that i can piss all over the bar and the barman and not only more...
a guy walks into a bar and meets up with a few friends.after a couple of shots of tequila, he stagers over to the bar and asks the barkeep for another shot of tequila and the bartender obliges, this goes on for about an hour or so.finially the man requests another, the barkeep says i gotta cut ya off youre way too intoxicated. the man assures the keeper hes just gettin started., he also replies i got a cab on the way 1 more for the road and again the keep serves up another round.the man asks the keep if he is a wagering kind of guy . the keep replies sure am! the man asks the keep to set his shot glass on the bar, which he does. staggering around and holding on to a patron he says i bet you 1,000 bucks i can piss in that there shot glass! barkeep says take three steps back and i will raise ya 500 to your 1,000, the man replies your on! he takes his steps back and gives it all he has, pissin all over the bar, a patron or two and never gets the first drop in the glass. giggling as he more...
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The father begins...
"The curtain raises, I am centre stage in my finest tuxedo suit with my draling wife by my side, my wife then drops to her knees facing the audience who quickly notice she is not wearing any panties as a big brown log of shit emerges slowly from her ass, I begin to sing 'Yankee Doodle' while my daughter unzips my fly and pulls my cock out and begins to suck me off, meanwhile my son slides across the stage and catches the shit emerging from my wife's ass, chews it around a bit then sprays it all over the rest of us, more...