Pizza Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''
A New York restaurateur has made the world's most extravagant pizza -- a $1,000 pie topped with six varieties of caviar and fresh lobster.
It's expensive, but if you order two, it's only $1,800 and comes with cheesy bread and a 2-liter.
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."
There was this boy named Peter. And this girl named Tammy.
They were boyfriend and girlfriend. One day Tammy went over to
Peter's house and says to Peter,"What do you want to do?" Peter
says,"Let's have sex." Tammy answers,"Peter, I can't I having
my period now!" Finally Peter convinces Tammy to have sex with
him. They go upstairs into Peter's room, on Peter's bed and have
sex. An hour later Peter hears his mom opening the door so Peter
tells Tammy to go into the closet. Peter's mom comes into the
room and yells,"PETER, WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING TO MAKE YOU'RE BED ALL RED?" Peter calmly answers,"Mmmmm!
Eating pizza!"
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to more...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator) "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"
Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband tried to fix."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it"
At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we more...