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whats the difference between a black and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of four

Servant: Master Can We Eat Out Today? Master: Sure We Can. {They Go To A Fast Food Restaurant} Master: What Do U Want To Eat?
Servant: A Pizza. Master: Ok {The Waiter Comes And Brings The Pizza} Waiter: Sir, Would U Like It In Four Or Eight Slices??
Master{To The Servant}: U Tell Him. Servant: I Would Like It In Four Slices, Please Because The If The Pizza Is In Eight Slices
I Will Have A Stomach Ache!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

These are actual signs found around the world...
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At an optometrist's more...

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
a large pizza can feed a family of four

Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a Extra large pizza.

A. The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Three railroad construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.
"Man," the Chinese man says. "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."
"Man," the Italian says. "If I get another slice of pizza in my lunch, I'll kill myself."
"Man," the redneck says. "If I get another ham 'n' cheese sandwich in my lunch, I'll kill myself."
The next day, all three men get the same lunches, and they all three throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral, everybody's crying.
"This is all my fault!" says the Chinese man's wife. "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."
"This is all my fault!" says the Italian's wife. "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."
"Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He packed his own lunch."