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A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in
high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a
process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, she called
each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First she told
them how the student made a difference to her and the class. Then she
presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters
which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference."
Afterwards the teacher decided to do a class project to see what
kind of impact recognition would have on a community. She gave each
of the students three more ribbons and instructed them to go out and
spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the
results, see who honored whom and report back to the class in about a
week
One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a
nearby company and honored him for helping him with his more...
The house owner was really interested with his maid girl and planning to have good time once his wife is away.
So the time comes and he had sex with maid girl. but after sometimes he was feeling bad and he hurt himself for his mistake.
Few days back, he really felt very much upset and he planned to make suicide by cutting his penis. He was mumbling and just took the knife.
The parrot which lives in his house understood his owner planning to have suicide and need to save him. The parrot called the police station immediately. Sir, please come immediately and save my owner who is going to suicide.
Meantime, the owner tries and gets failure to cut his penis. he was afraid too. Parrot were noticing these things and got upset once realized what's going to happen. Called the police immediately. Police were rushing and had a call from the same number again. Police wondered and answered the call.
The parrot speaks, sir, please save me before save my owner.
He is more...
U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Friday that the United States is "not planning for a war with Iran."
"We didn't plan for the one in Iraq and we're not planning for this one." said Gates
Some idiot gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning.
Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.
The head idiot gangster says' Okay, well, at least we can eat it.' So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding.
They decide to devour it too. Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said' Well, at least they left something for us to eat.'
The next day, while listening to the more...
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, so God created a small committee. He carefully balanced the committee vis-a-vis race, gender, ethnic origin, and economic status in order to interface pluralism with the holistic concept of self-determination according to adjudicatory guidelines. Even God was impressed, and so ended the first day. And God said, "Let the committee draw up a mission statement." And behold, the committee decided to prioritize and strategize and God called that process empowerment. And God thought it sounded pretty good. And evening and morning were the second day. And God said, "Let the committee determine goals and objectives and engage in long-term planning." Unfortunately, a debate about the semantic differences between goals and objectives pre-empted almost all of the third day. Although more...