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A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a pile of tampon boxes stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar.
"Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct.
He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar.
"She said "That can't be right!"
The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right! ! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen.
One of the most interesting cases he told me about involved a schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder.
At times this person believed himself to be a temptress in a Bizet opera. At other times he was convinced that he was the head of the German Luftwaffe in WW II.
The concensus of the practitioners was that the poor fellow didn't know if he was Carmen or Goerring...
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?
2 testtickles!
By combining Allegra, an allergy medicine, and Viagra for... well you know... pharmacists can now give you an erection that's not to be sneezed at!
One burning summer afternoon a woman is at the local community swimming pool when she notices a man smoking a cigarette underwater.
She is astounded that such a thing can be so she asks him how he does it.
"It's easy." He said. "I just use a condom."
"Where can I get them?" The woman asked.
"Just go into any drugstore and ask for them." The man tells her.
The next day she goes into her area drugstore and asks the clerk for a condom.
"Any particular kind?" He asks.
"Yes," she replied. "One that will fit a camel."