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A guy walks into a bar and starts to tell a Polish joke. The bar tender says that he`s Polish. The guy says, "OK, I`ll tell it slowly,"

Polish inventions: Solar powered flashlights. Fireproof matches. Wooden bar-b-ques. A book on how to read. A video tape on how to fix your VCR. A pedal powered wheelchair.

A man walks into a store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Are you Polish?"
The man says, "Yes, but why do you ask? If I asked for Italian Sausage would you ask if I was Italian? Or if I asked for German Sausage would you ask if I was German? Or if I asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?!?
The clerk simply answered, "No."
The man said, "Then why did you just ask me if I was Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because this is a hardware store!"

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea
when he died?
Five sailors died digging his grave.

What`s black and hangs from the ceiling? A Polish electrician.

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

What`s the difference between a Polish beauty queen, and cheese? One is old and moldy, the other tastes good on crackers. The Polish scientist was testing a small frog. He rings a bell and the frog jumps. He proceeds to amputate one of the frog`s legs. He rings the bell again, and the frog jumps, but not as high as before. So the scientist cuts off the remaining leg, and again he rings the bell. The frog does nothing. The scientist turns to his notebook, picks up his pen and writes, "I have therefore proven that when a frog`s legs have been amputated, the animal then goes deaf."