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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

What do lesbians and politicians have in common?
They never do dick!

Politicians deal with the problems which would not exist if they did not exist.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer''s field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them politicians lie."

The reason so few women are politicians is that it’s too much trouble to put
makeup on two faces.

The reason so few women are politicians is that it’s too much trouble to put
makeup on two faces.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.
He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."