Polock Jokes

An American, French, and Polock decide to all go elk hunting together. They all decide it’s better to go out separately. So the first day the American goes out and comes back with a moderately big elk.
The other two want to know how he scored it, so the American says, “I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, Bang I shoot and elk. ”
So the next day the French man goes out and comes back with an even bigger elk than the American. Impressed the other two ask him how he got it.
So the French guy, in a thick accent, says, “I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, Bang I shoot and elk. ”
So the next day the Polock goes out and not long after he comes back bleeding and scratched up.
So the other two ask, “What the hell happened to you!?! ”
The Polock replies, “I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, Bang I get hit by a train. ”

What did the Polock and the Mexican name their baby?
RETARDO

Two polock farmers have a herd of caddel, but they have one problem. A cross eyed cow keeps reproducing with cows and the spawn come out cross eyed.
Well the polocks decied to call the vet to see what to do. the vet tells them he can fix it but for $500 the polocks agree.
The vet comes out with a pipe and shoves it up the bulls ass and tells the polocks when the bulls eyes are strate to tell him. They do and it worked.
About 6 months later the polocks find the bull cross eyed but the do not want to pay $500 to get the vet to fix it.
So one polock gets a pipe and shoves it up the cows ass the tells the other one to tell him when the bulls eyes are straight but it fails.
So the switch around but the polock that tried firs saw the second polock taking the pipe out and switching it around so the first polock asks, "what the hell are you doing."
The second one replys, "i dont want to put my lips the same place as yours."