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There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. He said for freeing me I'll grant you each a wish. The first guy said I wish I were 25% smarter. So poof! He was 25% smater built a raft and got off the island. The nex guy said I wish I were 50% smarter. So poof! He was 50% smater built a canoe and got off the island. The last guy said I wish I were 100% smarter. So poof! He was 100% turned into a girl and walked across the bridge!!

There is a legend that goes like this... In a bar somewhere in America there is a special mirror. If you walk up to the mirror and tell it a statment that is true it grants you 1 wish. If you tell it a lie... POOF! It eats you up.
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So one day a Blonde, Brunette and a redhead walk up to the mirror and the brunette says she will say something to it first. So off she goes...this is what she says..."I think i am the most prettiest lady in the world." POOF! the mirror eats her up.
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Then the redhead goes up to the mirror and says..."I think i am the sexiest woman in the world." POOF! the mirror eats her up.
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Then the Blonde goes up to the mirrorand says..." I think..." POOF! the mirror eats her up.
R U Laffing??? LOLHEHHHEHEHEHHEE

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,"I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.

Three blondes were walking on a beach when they cane to a genie lamp. One blonde rubbed it three times and a genie popped out. "
Since there are three of you I will allow you one wish each."
The first blonde said: "
I want to be 10 times smarter"
and poof her hair turned darker and she ran off to university. The second blonde said: "
I want to be 100 times smarter"
so poof she became a brunette and she ran off to find a cure for cancer. The third blonde said: "
I want to be 1000 times DUMBER"
the genie replied: "
Are You sure?"
a nod "
we..ll its against my best judgement but"
... poof she became a man

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband`s turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I`m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful should remember more...

Corporate Lesson # 1

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I`ll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She`s gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He`s gone.
"OK, you`re up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Corporate Lesson # 2

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I also more...

A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
The one who was giving the party said, "We've blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world."
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand.
Next, it was the birthday boy's turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, "Well, I'd like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.