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Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry 2 large coffees and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last two donuts.
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat.
"Ned, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Ned.
"Now Ned," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."
"Oh yeah," Ned replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!"
"That so?" answers Bill, "How about the President of the United States?"
"Let's go!" says Ned.
The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, more...
English settler: Excuse me Mr. Indian, what does that one feather mean?
Indian 1: It means I screwed one women.
English settler: Oh, you must be very loyal to your wife.
Indian 1: No, I'm just unpopular. Go see that Indian over there. He's popular.
English settler: Excuse me Mr. Indian, what do those five feathers mean?
Indian 2: It means I screwed five women.
English settler: You must be popular.
Indian 2: No I'm not. Go see him. He's popular.
English settler: Excuse me Mr. Indian, what do those ten feathers mean?
Indian 3: It means I screwed ten women.
English settler: You must be popular.
Indian 3: No I'm not. Go see the chief. He's popular.
The English settler goes to see the chief. The chief is surrounded by feathers. He has so many feathers that the English settler couldnt even see him.
English settler: Excuse me Mr. Chief, what do all more...
JIM BARLOW - Houston Chronicle (c) - Writes:
Really, no foolin', this stuff is weird.
Since this is April Fools' Day, what better time for yet another installment of Weird Business News?
Yep, time for another look at the sometimes wacky world of commerce.
ABC Namebank, a New York City firm that helps businesses come up with suitably salable company names, took a look at popular nomenclature for firms on the World Wide Web.
The No. 1 Internet company name included the word "web." There were 8,783 names such as Webtron, USWeb and Webtech. Next came "link" - 7,901 examples such as Linknet and Worldlink.
Other popular key naming words include: first, 5,384; net, 4,426; data, 3,335; view, 2,815 and media, 1,254.
So obviously my new Internet business will be named Firstview Datalink Mediaweb.
Our Worst Food Idea Award goes to Einstein Brothers Bagels, which for St. Patrick's Day sold green bagels at its 225 stores. Here's my green bagel. more...
Bill and sardarji walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Sardarji goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "hello sardarji! How are you? Hey everybody! Sardarji's here!" everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to sardarji. After everyone has greeted him, bill and sardarji sit down and begin to eat.
"sardarji, you're pretty popular!" says bill. "i'm the most popular man in the world," says sardarji.
"now sardarji," says bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world."
"oh yeah," sardarji replies "i'll bet you a thousand dollars that i'm friends with anybody you can name!"
"that so?" answers bill, "how about the president of the united states?"
"let's go!" says sardarji.
The two fly to more...
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater yelled out, "Hey, how'd you do that?"
"I could tell you, madam," the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, she yelled back, "Ok, then... Just tell my husband!"
Q. Do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is?
A. The man with two cups of coffee and 12 donutes.
Q. Do you know who the most popular woman is at a nudist colony is?
A. She is the person that can eat all 12 donuts.