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Ever thought, What would happen if temples were Americanised...
Before Pooja the pandit will not ask for your name anymore. Your social security number will do. ..
Two types of prasad will be available - Normal Prasad & Diet Prasad. ..
Panchamrut will be of 4 types: Normal milk, 2% milk, Skimmed milk and fat-free milk (The same for yogurt). ..
You don't tip the pandit on the plate, when he gives the prasad. You should swipe your visa card on his scanner. ..
You no more go around the temple from left to right. This is America and everything here is from right to left. ..
Due to fire hazard, no more aarati, only flashlights will be used. ..
To prevent noise pollution, all bhaktas need to use head phones to listen GONG of the bell ..during flashlight-tee (aar-tee).
Soft copies of lord are on sale at $1 per image. ..
The pandit will no longer read the mantra from books, he will use his laptop instead. ..
The temple would re-cycle the flowers used more...

S. R. BOMMAI, President of the Janata Dal, was sitting with Laloo Prasad Yadav, Chief Minister of Bihar. Laloo Prasad was going through his mail.' Look at this letter!' he exclaimed,' it is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar.' Bommai tried to assuage the hurt feelings of the Chief Minister.' The man should have had better sense than to address such a letter to you,' he said.
'It's not that what bothers me,' replied the Chief Minister,' but the audacity of the post office to deliver it at the right address.'

Reporter Catches Up With Laloo Prasad At The Airport Saying "Wait Please!" Laloo Prasad Replies: "78 Kgs" & Keeps Walking.

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