Premadasa Jokes / Recent Jokes

The other day Prem was having his usual morning walk along the Galle Face green. When he is walking
near the old parliamentary bulding he heard a voice,
"Oh.. i, Premadasa, come here man"
Bit surprized, and at the same time a bit angry he looked around to see who this guy dared to address
the Prime Minister (he was the PM then) by name. Only JR and Hemavo did call him by name. He saw
nobody, because it's still very early in the morning and Galle Face green is almost empty of people. So,
he started his walk again and only after few steps he heard the same voice, loder this time,
"Oh.. i, Premadasa, don't you hear me. Come here man."
Puzzled, he looked around and stood agaped when he saw that it was the statue of D. S. calling him.
"Premadasa, you should bring me a horse tomorrow, it's a long time since I had a horse ride."
"Eh. Yeh.. Yes, sir. Eh. I d.. d.. definitely will." stammered Prem and was more...

Moraj Desai, the then Indian prime minister visited Sri lanka and was invited to
have dinner with the then prime minister Premadasa.
After Indian PM arrived in the Temple Trees (prime minister's residence) they
exchanged greetings and was escorted to the visiting room.
"How about a sip of your favourite drink?" asked Prem from the visiting PM.
"I will be most grateful to you Prem."
So, Prem went inside and peed in to a big beer mug. He brought the foaming
liquid and offered to the Indian PM.
"Thanks a lot Prem" said the Indian PM and gulped down the drink with two
gulps.
"Aah, what a refreshing taste."
"Do you like to have some more?"
"Yes, if you don't mind"
So, Prem went inside again and tried produce another mug full of the drink, but
unfortunately he could produce a single drop. He asked his dear wife Hemavo
to help him out of this difficult more...

One day Premadasa‚s son came to him and said, Dad I can‚t have any fun in here please send me to America for a while. Then Premadasa said son I can send you to America but make sure that you are not going to have sex with any American Women because most of the Americans are HIV infected then the son said dad you know that‚s the only reason I want to go there.
Then Premadasa said
Son the reason i am saying it I know you are having a sex with our cleaning lady and you know that I am snick in to her room every now and then and top of it I am having sex with your mom once every full moon, in case if you get HIV various definitely our cleaning lady is going to get it, if she gets aids it going to pass on to me it‚s not going to be that bad. Then Premadasa‚s son said why don‚t you tell me the bad part
Then Premadasa said, if I get it your mother is going to get it and if your mother gets aids almost ever single person in this country going to be HIV infected. Son more...

Silly Sri Lankan Joke - posted by MLL E-mail:
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Once a foreigner came to Sri Lanka. There were mosquitoes, so he bought a mosquito net os he could sleep w/out deling w/ buzzing mosquitoes. The 1st night, he slept well. the 2nd night, there were fireflies hovering above his mosquito net. He panicked & ran screaming into the night saying,"Oh my gods, Sri Lankan mosqitoes carry lanterns!!!!!!!!!"
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MLL
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Premadasa Joke - posted by unknown E-mail:
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premadasa went to the opening ceromny of the
auditorium at ladies college
having exited looking at the chicks
he started the speech saying
I have never seen hall like ladies hall

When Gamini Thisanayakka was killed in the bomb blast and he was
brought to the god's court and the god decided to send him to hell.
So he was brought to hell, there hell guard told to Gamini "you can
pickup any punishment here". so, Gamini asked the guard "I want
to see every punishment first", Guard accepted that and he brought
him to every section. In one place some one was beating Lalith,
in other section Ranjan Wijeratne was screaming from boiling oil
pot, and Koppegaduwa was being kicked by his colleagues. .
finally they entered one room, there Premadasa and Madona
were engaging in foreplay on a waterbed. Gamini saw this and
he was excited; and he shouted to the guard "I want this punishment,,
I want this, this is I want"
Guard smiled and said "This punishment isn't for Premadasa,
its for Madona".