Presenting Jokes

A SMALL boy was watching the proceedings of Parliament. He noticed that while Finance Minister Manmohan Singh was presenting the budget, most members had, what appeared to him to be Walkman sets used for listening to taped music, over their ears. Somewhat bewildered, he turned to his father and remarked:' Papa, these MPs take no interest in the debate. While the Finance Minister is presenting his budget proposals, they are listening to pop music'

386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of
buying a PC. Until Intel ramps up the 686.
640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year.
Algorithm: A catchy 1930 song by George and Ira Gershwin.
Availability: Date when a dozen copies of the beta version will be hurriedly
shrink-wrapped for the benefit of the press and the investment community.
Backup: The chore you were really, honestly, going to do the very next thing
before you switched drive letters and accidentally copied older, out-of-date
versions of you files over all your newer ones at 3 a.m.
Buffer: The only other job - involving a chamois at the car wash - for which
most computer store salespeople are qualified.
Bundled software: Free applications like home dentistry packages and Esperanto
spelling dictionaries that are thrown in with cheap clones so you think you're
getting real value for your money.
CD-ROM: A $30 more...