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The Difference...
Women have more imagination than men do. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say. Everything they do.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The Style...
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
The Workplace...
When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinions, she's a bitch.
Women are the only exploited group in history who has been idealized into powerlessness.
Relationships...
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs more...
Subject: Girlfriend 1.0
Dear Technical Support:
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I have been having some problems lately.
I have been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I have tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off.
I just run them separately, and it works okay. Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility.
I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn t have enough cache to run more...
A primary school teacher was talking with her class.
Teacher: "Mary, what did you do at lunch?"
Mary: "I played with my doll, Miss."
Teacher: "Mary, If you can spell doll, you can go home early."
Mary: "D O L L"
Teacher: "Correct. Brian, what did you do at lunch?"
Brian: "I played with my ball, Miss."
Teacher: "Brain, If you can spell ball, you can go home early."
Brian: "B A L L"
Teacher: "Correct. Rangi, what did you do at lunch?"
Rangi: "I got hassled by all the other kids for being black, Miss."
Teacher: "That sounds like Racial Discrimination. Rangi, If you can spell
Racial Discrimination..."
April 2: India vs Ponnani Government Higher Secondary School
April 5: India vs BVB Boys School, Kunnamkulam
May 3: India vs Alappuzha Ladies College
May 5: India vs Pogo Primary school (I std to 5th std), Ernakulam
Dravid: Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best... Our aim - Defeat the Pogo primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic...