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TMZ has learned Priscilla Presley is the victim of a botched cosmetic procedure performed by Dr. Daniel Serrano. Serrano injected industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what's used to lubricate auto parts into Pricilla Presley's face.

Priscilla Presley's new face should last three months or 3,000 smiles--whichever comes first.

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla. "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded. "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.
"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."

"I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.
"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."

I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.
"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Priscilla responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution."