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Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank."
"But we's privates," protests Junior.
"NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside
"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank."
"But, we's privates," says Junior.
"You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now!"
So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good - but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."
Junior goes to look it up, more...

Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank.""But we's privates," protests Junior."NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank.""But, we's privates," says Junior."You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now!"So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba."You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good - but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign.Three more...

Two good old boys, Bubba and Junior have been promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says,
"Hey, Junior, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have a drink."
"But we's privates," protests Junior.
"We's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside.
"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But, we's privates," says Junior.
"You blind, boy?" asks Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now."
So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good - but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers,
"Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
Junior goes to look it up, more...

One very hot summer day, a priest, a minister and a rabbi went for a hike. Sweating and exhausted, they came upon a small lake. Since it was in a fairly secluded area, they removed all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, they got out of the water and just as they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of women from the town.
Not able to get to their clothes in time, the priest and the minister covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face as the three of them ran for cover.
After the women left, they put their clothes back on. The priest and the minister then asked the rabbi why he covered his face instead of his privates.
"I don't know about you two," explained the rabbi, "but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming: "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down, and he goes back to his room. The next day, grandpa is running around again with his privates hanging out, so the nurse asks him: "I thought you said yesterday that your penis died. What happened?" Grandpa replies: "Yes, it did... but today is the viewing!"

Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming: "My penis just died, my penis just died!"
The nurses calm him down, and he goes back to his room. The next day, grandpa is running around again with his privates hanging out, so the nurse asks him: "I thought you said yesterday that your penis died. What happened?"
Grandpa replies: "Yes, it did... but today is the viewing!"

Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank." "But we's privates," protests Junior." NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank." "But, we's privates," says Junior." You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now!"So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba." You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good -- but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign." Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay more...