Producer Jokes / Recent Jokes
A young man was attending an audition being held for potential guests on a TV talk show.
"What is it that you do?" the show's producer asked the young man.
"I imitate birds," the young man proudly replied.
"Oh, please," grumbled the producer. "People who imitate birds are a dime a dozen. I'm sorry, we can't use you."
"Fine," replied the disappointed young man, as he flapped his arms and flew out the window.
Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what's it gonna be Heaven or Hell?" Morty asks, "What's the difference?" Sid says "Take a look at the monitor over here." Morty goes to the monitor and sees scenes of heaven where people are quietly floating on clouds and playing harps in serene bliss. Morty turns to Sid and says "Well that's nice. Pretty boring but nice. What's Hell like?" Sid tells him to look at the other monitor. Morty does and sees scenes of young people having sex and dancing and smoking and drinking and laughing and singing and generally having a great time. "This is great!" says Morty. "I think I'll try Hell." Sid directs him to the elevator and instructs him to push the down arrow. Morty does so and waits for the elevator to take him to hell. When the car stops at hell the doors spring open. Morty look s around from the elevator doorway and is shocked at what more...