Prosecutor Jokes / Recent Jokes

The prosecutor approached the witness stand and asked the defendant outright, "Did you kill the victim?"

"No, I did not," replied the defendant.

"Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?"

"Yes, I do. And they're one heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder."

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder.

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!