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Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

A guy is put before the judge's bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. "How do you plead?" asks the judge, to the defendant.

"Not Guilty, your honor."

Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor responds, "How can you possibly convince the court of your innocence, if we have both the sex act, plus your subsequent payment to the alleged prostitute right here on tape?"

"Easy," says the defendant, "I'll admit to the court that although I wasn't engaged in an act of prostitution, I was committing another' heinous' crime. .. gambling."

"Gambling?" responds the prosecutor. "How so?"

"Well you see," answers the defendant, "I went up to the young lady earlier that night as she was working in a topless bar and said to her,' I'll bet you $200 that you don't get to have sex with me tonight'. That videotape is just more...

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute thinks, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho thinks, "Are you done already?"
The blonde thinks, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q. Whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer?
A. A prostitute can wash her crack and re-sell it...

"Kim" had been a prostitute who had 10 to 15 clients a day, seven days a week, for eight years. She said she worked it out to be about 100,000 men, and she says she's disgusted by that number.
However, if you do the math using the maximum values stated,that is 15 men a day times 7 days a week, it comes out to 105 men a week. 105 men a week x52 weeks a year=5,460 men a year. 5460 men a year x8 years=43,680 total.
In other words, Kim ain't half the whore she thinks she is!