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A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for poor, disabled children.

A portion of the funds will provide medical treatment for the auction winners.

What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up. A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute." The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When theyrevived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped,"What did you say?" The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute." "A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said, "Oh, praise sweetJesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."

Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute thinks, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho thinks, "Are you done already?"
The blonde thinks, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

A prostitute visited a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant.

Concerned about her friend's welfare, the prostitute went up to the surgeon and said, "Doctor, I'm worried about my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?"

The doctor replied, "Well, she's 34 years old and is in extremely good health, apart from her heart. How long has she been in the business?"

The patient's friend replied, "She's been working since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with anything?"

"Well," said the doctor, "if she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now!"

Q: What did the computer programmer say to the prostitute?
A: Do ya mind if I give you some extra Ram?