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A-Alcohol: The key to surviving college
B-Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C-Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D-Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E-Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F-Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G-Games: Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H-Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I-Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J-Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K-Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L-Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M-Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N-Not Again!: What you scream more...

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving High school

B- Beer: It's what's for dinner...and breakfast and lunch

C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after last night's party

D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

F- Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

G- Games: Anything that involves cards, stripping and chugging beers

H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

I- Idiot: What you look like after doing a lap dance on fat kid (after just three beers)

J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home at 5 am

K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving more...

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college
B- Beer: It's whats for dinner
C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F- Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I- Irish: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you more...

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage.
Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner plans for Saturday night. Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either puking or shitting.
After several hours of this, he is able to stop puking, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes to shit. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute ride).
They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the more...