Punished Jokes

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn''t do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that''s terrible! I''m going to have a talk with your teacher about this. .. by the way, what was it that you didn''t do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw

During a news conference yesterday in Iraq, President Bush ducked two shoes that were thrown at him by an Arabic television correspondent. An Iraqi authority was asked if the man would be punished. "Of course, he will punished," the Iraqi authority said, "he missed."