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A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The young girl looks at her sisters pussy and asks "What's that?" Her sister replies "That is my possum, sis!" The young girl replies "Oh, OK" The next day she sees her mother get out of the shower and a pointing at her pussy again asks "What's that?" Her mother replies "That's my possum!" The young girl again replies "Oh, OK" The next day she sees her grandmother getting out of the shower and once again pointing at her pussy asks "What's that?" The grandmother replies "That's my possum!" The young girl replies "Oh, grandmother, is your possum dead?" The grandmother, looking a little dazzled replies "No, deary, why do you ask?" The young girl replies "Oh, its just that your possums tongue is sticking out!"

Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.

Once there was a man named Qi Yan who had a pussy cat, and believing it to be rare, named it "Tiger Cat." One of his guests said, "Brave as a tiger is, it is not so vigorous as a dragon. Why not name it Dragon Cat?" Another one suggested, "No doubt a dragon is more vigorous than a lion, yet a dragon needs the aid of floating clouds to soar up into the sky. Aren't clouds more noble than a dragon? You'd better call it Cloud Cat." A third reasoned, "It's true that clouds can cover the sky, but they scatter the moment the wind appears. Wind is more powerful than clouds, so name your cat Wind Cat." A fourth argued, "However strong the wind is, it is blocked wherever there is a wall, Wall Cat would be much better." A fifth made his suggestion: "As solid as a wall is, a mouse can make a hole in it. A wall will no longer be strong if there are holes. How can a wall be a match for a mouse? My advice is to call it Mouse Cat." An old more...