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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished? ”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger. ” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. ”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. ” he sighed, …let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. ”

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U - N - T that means' woman'?" The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness." The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do you have an eraser?"

Once, there was a blonde who called her boyfriend and said, "Baby, I'm working on this puzzle and it's really hard. Can you come and help me?" He asked what it looked like and she replied saying that there was a tiger on the box. The boyfriend was convinced to come over and help. She welcomed him at the door and showed him the mess of pieces on her coffee table. After observing the peices, the boyfriend said, "Okay, sweetie, let's sit down, relax, have some coffee, then can we please put the frosted flakes back in the box?"

One night a blonde was sitting home trying to put a jigsaw puzzle togetther. She was having lots of trouble so she decided to call her boyfriend. Her boyfriend picked up the phone and asked her girlfriend to explain the situation. Then he asked her what the picture was. She said it was a tiger. When he got there he looked at the box, went into the kitchen made some tea, sat his girlfriend down sighed and said, honey these are not puzzle peices, this are frosted flakes!

Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!! ” About five minutes later, another blonde walks in, Orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.
Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a
Cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others, “51 days!
51 days!! The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster Puzzle. He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, “What on earth are you doing?? ” “Well, ” the blonde says, “everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!

Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS? "
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR? "
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL".
Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTOON, IT more...

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."

"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."

"It's a big rooster," she said.

The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."