Puzzle Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle but none of the pieces would fit together. She called her boyfriend and asked, "Can you come over? I'm trying to put this puzzle together but none of the pieces fit together."
He replied "Well what is the puzzle suppose to look like?"
"A rooster" she said.
The boyfriend decided to go over, took one look at the "puzzle" and told her to put the Corn Flakes back in the box.
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ''Why are you chanting 44 days?'' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ''A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!'''
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then... " he sighed..
"...let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?""Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said ''From 2-4 years.''
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U - N - T that means 'woman'?"The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness."The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do you have an eraser?"
Three blondes walk into a bar, order 10 beers, chug one down and start dancing and chanting 52 days. Two more walk in and chug down a beer, and also start chantin. Four more walk in and do the same. At this point the bartender gets confused. One more blonde walks in and is holding a framed jigsaw puzzle with the cookie monster on it. Finally the bartender cannot hold his confusion any longer and says " Excuse me for asking but why are you all doing this?"
"Well," Says one Blonde, "We are tired of the typical stereotypes about blondes, so we decided to do something about it. We all got together and bought this puzzle and put it together in a mere 52 days. But on the side of the box, it says 3-5 years!"