Question-Answer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Teacher: "why are you always late for school?"
Student: " because you always ring the bell before I get here!
1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
2. If a deaf person must appear in court is it still called a hearing?
3. Why does the sign read, "Enter at your own risk" who else could you risk other than yourself?
4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?
5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?
Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!
Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!