Question-Answer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day my prints will come!"
Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad?
A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many' Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A' Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it's a doll-ar!
Q: Why did the cook get fired from his job?
A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Q: How many animals were on Moses ark?
A: The ark wasn't Moses` it was Noah.