Question-Answer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Under law, what is the maximum penalty for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
Q: What is a bus?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Q: Have you noticed that cars in England have the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car?
A: No. They`re on the right side of the car
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (Definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)?
Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.