Question-Answer Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, One to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at the same time.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens can't fly; they have to walk to cross the road.
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years?
A: Peat!!!
Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote' em off the ladder.
Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.