Question-Answer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde confused?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner!
Q. How many students does it take to open a locker?
A. Many if they don't open the lock first!
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Q: Why are cyclones named after women?
A: Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they
leave they take your house and your car.
Q: Why are cyclones named after men?
A: Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.
Cheese tostie
byQ. Why when a women wakes up in the cold does she find it hard to pee?
A. Have you ever tried to separate a cheese pasty when that's gone cold??
What do Taco Bell and your period have in common?
They are both great, even late!
Q: Why did the weather want privacy?
A: It was changing.