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(A Marathon Passing By) Rahul: Why Are All Runing. Raghu: Because The Winner Gets A Huge Prize. Rahul: Oh! But Why Are The Rest
Running?

Rahul's grandfather left him Rs 10 million, and the next week Maria agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Rahul noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men's names!
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her.
"Maria," he said, "the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me Rs 10 million when he died."
"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care who gave you the money!"

Father: how many have you scored in your maths test?
Son: twenty marks less than rahul.
Father: how much rahul scored?
Son: twenty, dad.

Teacher: Rahul, Make A Sentence With Income.
Rahul: I Open The Door And Income The Dog.
Teacher: No, No, That's Not The Way, Try Ransom.
Rahul: When I Saw The Skunk, I Ransom Distance To Get Away.
Teacher: You Are Worse Than I Thought, Try……Gruesome.
Rahul: I Was Not So Tall Last Year, But Since Then I Gruesome.
Teacher: No, Rahul, This Is Your Last Chance. Try Handsome.
Rahul: Handsome Gum To Me?