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WHY DOES KIMEY WEAR RAINBOW PANES BECAUSE SOME ONE TOLD HER IF SHE WEARS RAINBOW PANES SHE WOULD FIND GOLD AT THE END

Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out and everybody said," taste the rainbow."

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

Your mothers so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

There was a priest that loved to stream fish. One year there was a problem every time he had a chance to go fishing the weather was bad or it was on Sunday, when he had to work. All year he was unable to go. Finally it was the last week before the streams closed. The weather was bad all week until Sunday, when the weather was perfect. The priest could not resist, he called a fellow priest claiming to be very sick and asked if he could take over his sermon.

The fly-fishing priest drove over 200 miles, not wishing to see anyone he knew. An angel seeing the priest playing hooky went to God and said "You're not going to let him get away with this are you?". God agreed he should do something. The first cast the priest made was perfect. The fly floated past a log and a huge mouth gulped the fly down. For 45 minutes the priest ran up and down the stream fighting the mighty fish. At the end he held a 50" world record rainbow trout. Confused the angel asked God, more...