Ramu Jokes / Recent Jokes

Teacher: Ramu, What Happens When A Hen Is Put Into A Bowl Of Warm Water? Ramu: It Lays Boiled Eggs.

In a remote village of India one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to a class. He is at the' Krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji: to bachcho, so kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is goin to kill him. he was furious. he ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kamsa kills him by poisoning sencond one is born and kamsa thorws him off the mountain peak third one is born..
Now Ramu who is smartest puts up his hand.
Masterji (sounding nervous and confused): Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in Mahabharata and how come u have one?
Ramu Beta: Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him, why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell??

Teacher To Ramu: What Is A Person Who Collects Stamp Called? Ramu: A Philatelist Teacher To Shamu: What Is A Person Who Collects Coins Called? Shamu: A Beggar...

Teacher to naughtiest boy in class: " Tell me; Ramu; why is the globe
flattened only at the Poles and not anywhere else? "

Ramu to the teacher: "I swear miss; I didn' t do anything. The globe was in the same Condition last year! "

Ramu: my credit card has been robbed.>br< somu: come, we must rush to the police....>br< ramu: oh! no there is no need >br< somu: why........? >br< ramu: the thief spends much lesser than my wife does. .....