Ramu Jokes / Recent Jokes
Ramu: ye cake tinalemo thelusaa?
Somu: theliyadum ledhuraa.
Ramu: Detergent Cake.
Teacher:- Ramu, Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Morning And Evening?
Ramu: In The Morning Our Teachers Scold Us And In The Evening Our Parents Do That.
Teacher: Ramu, Get Up. How Can You Sleep In My Class?
Ramu: I Can Teacher, If You Keep Your Voice Down.
In a remote village of India, once Masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘Krishna janma’ part of it.
Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning… Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born…
Ramu: I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused).
Masterji: “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata then how come you have one? ”
Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to Kill him, “Why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell? ”
Masterji fainted.
Ramu: Today We Should Not Play On The Road. Shamu: Why? Ramu: Because Today My Mom Is Learning How To Drive A Car.
In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.
He is at the `krishnajanma` a part of it.
Masterji: "Kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister`s 8th child is going
to kill him.
He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n kamsa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one isborn.....
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
"Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)"
Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
in Mahabharata then how come u have one?"
Ramu: " Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki`s 8th child
was going to kill him, Then
“WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND more...
Teacher: Ramu What Is The Meaning Of Sportsmanship? Ramu: I Think It Is A Ship Owned By A Sportsman.