Razor Jokes / Recent Jokes
Bad Light: what games tend to finish in, when it is probably twice as dark as it was when the batsman went off for bad light in the middle of the afternoon session.
Bits and Pieces Player: cricketer who is only average at more things than the average player.
Bowler's Limitation: maximum number of overs a bowler is allowed to bowl, which they usually exceed by bowling no-balls.
Bowler Tossing The Ball Up: bowler celebrating a caught and bowled.
Bowling Attack: a series of bowlers who defend.
Building A Platform For The Innings: method by which batsmen bat very slowly leaving the tail to bat very quickly to ensure a decent total.
Coloured Clothing: what players wear in the hope that spectators will wear it too; also a useful way for the crowd to tell the difference between the batsmen and the bowlers.
Day/Night Match: one-day game played under contemporary over- rates.
Death: part of the innings in more...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift!
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please changethe subject? We did.Shortly thereafter... my friend had to to to the bathroom and theburly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out, I asked my friend what "What happened in there?"He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can... Well hepulled a RAZOR ON ME! Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have everbeen in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift!