Recorder Jokes

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    Knock-Knock!
    Who's there?
    Broken tape recorder,
    Broken tape recorder who?
    Broken tape recorder,
    Broken tape recorder,
    Broken tape recorder,
    Broken tape recorder,
    Broken tape recorder...

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    If the "black box" flight recorder

    If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

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    Knock Knock - Recorder

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Recorder!
    Recorder who?
    Recoder the show for me tonight will you please!

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    Glossary of Musical Terms

    ACCIDENTALS: Wrong notes (played on purpose...?).
    AUGMENTED FIFTH: A 36-ounce bottle
    BROKEN CONSORT: When somebody in the ensemble has to leave and go to the restroom.
    CADENCE: When everybody hopes you're going to stop - but you don't
    CADENZA: The heroine in Monteverdi's opera "Frottola"
    CANTUS FIRMUS: The part you get when you can only play four notes
    CHANSONS DE GESTE: Dirty songs
    CLAUSULA: Mrs. Santa
    CROTCHET: A tritone with a bent prong or...
    CROTCHET: It's like knitting but it's faster
    CUT TIME: When you're going twice as fast as everybody else in the ensemble.
    DUCTIA: A lot of mallards
    EMBOUCHRE: The way you look when you've been playing the Krummhorn
    ESTAMPIE: What they put on letters in Quebec
    GARGLEFINKLEIN: A tiny recorder played by neums
    HOCKET: The thing that fits into a crochet to produce a rackett
    INTERVAL: How long it takes you to find the right note. There are three kinds:
    Major Interval: A more...

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