Recount Jokes / Recent Jokes

...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner. The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest. The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.

Bush and Gore went ice fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later that day, Bush came back with 129 fish and Gore came back with none.
Gore screamed for a recount. The next day Bush came back with 173 fish and Gore once again screamed for a recount. So on the third day, Gore sent a secret service to spy on Bush. Bush came back with 293 fish this time and gore got none. Gore goes to the secret service spy and asks whether Bush is cheating. "Yes," replied the spy, "he's putting holes in the ice."